cockmonster

A person or thing who can consume penis type objects at higher rates than cockpeasants.

Frank is a cockmonster look at that fat fucker eat!

by Amanada G. thats right Amanda G! January 29, 2003

Commonsensology

The Study of a new form of science that teaches Common Sense.

If Only the President/Prime Minister/Pope had majored in Commonsensology we wouldn't be in this Mess

by ImaanDaStandUpGuy September 16, 2010

Commonsenseables

Making the word commonsense sound extra dumb, when someone does something very stupid.

Use your commonsenseables

by Msmarshion June 24, 2016

top commenter

A person who seems to stalk you on the world wide web, always first to comment/reply to any status update, tweet, blog posted by you. Family would assume you are the closest of friends, but in actuality you barely know this person. Band members or other public figures are frequent prey to this kind of predator.

In some cases, when your social life has become breached and a parent has become your facebook friend; this person is almost always said parent, which tends to discourage you from posting all together.

"I am being punished so hard right now by my top commenter on facebook. This 40 year old lady I met once in Utah has an off-the-wall "See More" comment for everything I post, she's a total status killer!"

See also: Status Killer, Punisher, "See More"

Alternate Example: "Oh man, I had the craziest night last night. I wanted to post a pic but "top commenter" would be all over it, I can't let him/her in like that..."

by thefoldrock June 1, 2011

Commoner

Someone who doesn't think outside the box. Someone who maintains a very basic perspective.

Dom: Wow look at that sunset! Look at the colors and the way the sun glows! So beautiful!
Jo: I mean... it's just the sky. It's just clouds and stuff. What's the big deal?
Dom: Jeez! You're such a COMMONER!

by anthony_dean December 28, 2015

CommonTransWs

a twitter handle for a person who posted transgender people being happy.
they often posted uplifting messages.

"I finally got my estrogen injection! I'm so happy!"
"You should submit that to CommonTransWs!"

by ValidLsIsAPedo February 4, 2023

impulsive commenter

Somebody that comments on facebook very quickly and always has to have the last word.

Megan Hartman is an impulsive commenter

by teejk000 December 30, 2010