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Facebook Commitment

When you reply to an event as "going," you must go to that event no matter what.
John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.
by hahagoe September 6, 2012
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Coochie Commitment

The male (hetero) equivalent of a “dick appointment”.
“Sorry bros, you’ll have to go on without me. I’ve got a coochie commitment with that girl from the health dept.”
by DiabloConQueso July 17, 2025
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Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.
“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”
by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025
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Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016
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false-hope-commitment

when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.

a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
did you see them they look like their suffering from false-hope-commitment
by Anarchon March 17, 2021
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