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Colonel Valor

A sexual maneuver where a masked man has anal sex with a woman, racing to finish before a time bomb detonates.

For purists, the bomb is set to six muntes, seven seconds.
I was in the middle of giving her a Colonel Valor, when I realized it wasn't about her.
by Purist86 January 2, 2011
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colon cowgirl

(n.) A girl who partakes in lots of anal ass-play adventures at various locations on multiple occasions. Usually is on top during these adventures, but may occasionally ride side saddle.
That girl is a colon cowgirl because at least she can't get pregnant again.
by Philosophical123 April 21, 2010
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Colonial Decision

Anything that one does to veer away from something normal. It applies to sibling rivalry or going against peer pressure. It also can mean something that you do that is boldly different.
Cole Sprouse made the colonial decision when he decided to dress like a pilgrim while his bro Dylan kept on the normal teenager path.
by EileenJo January 28, 2013
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Colon Yodel

A particularly long and loud fart, usually with multiple changes of pitch.
I tried to choke off that fart in the 'vator, but once it started leaking I just went all colon yodel.
by luckymike January 18, 2008
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Kentucky Colonels

1. A basketball team that was the most successful franchise in the American Basketball Association before the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976.

2. The members of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels, given honorary appointments by the Governor of Kentucky.
1. The Kentucky Colonels, led by Dan Issel, Artis Gilmore and Louie Dampier, usually waxed teams like the Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, Denver Nuggets, New York Nets, Virginia Squires and Utah Stars.

2. Because of his long record of public service work, John was inducted into the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels.
by PMax February 24, 2008
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colon of a rhino

When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.
Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?

Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.

Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.

Aaron: Thanks.
by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011
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Bay Colony

1) Adj- Extremely rich, snotty, white, and preppy. Used to describe kids from ages 12-17 living in Eastern Virginia. See douche bag.

2)Noun- A place in Virginia Beach, Virginia where wealthy children run around pretending they are cool and that they are highly respected in society.
1) Did you see that girl? My God, she was so Bay Colony.

2) Bay Colony Girl- OMG, I can't believe we're doing this. We are so bad!
Bay Colony Guy- I know, loitering in school after hours makes us such daredevils.
by trololo69 October 25, 2011
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