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intelligent and kind person, but seems like a scum wad until you get to know him, then he’s funny as hell, and the main reason is because he’ll harp on anyone, including himself. They don’t like to express affection, but they’re pretty awesome. Some say he banished demons from the universe, so you should probably not let him go. If you ever meet a Colin, don’t mess with him, because they are small, they can screw you up really bad. Most people don’t want to give one drugs, because they’re afraid of his
imagination, which can be pretty weird, ranging from complex weapons to god knows what. Don’t ever cheat him or screw him over, because some not so happy things can happen. Colins are nonetheless the most
awesome person you will ever meet.
Person 1: Dude, are you ok?
Person 2: I slept with Colin’s girl, and I still owe him money after he loaned me some a few moths ago
Person 1: Dude, you’re so S.O.L. Best of luck to ya