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Madonna claws

The gnarly, veiny, bony hands of a MILF which no amount of airbrushing, retouching or fillers can ever truly compensate for. Named after the famous singer and actress as hers are the most gratuitous example of the 'claw
Looking at Courney's face while she was whacking him off was OK, but when he saw her Madonna claws gripping the shaft and cupping the balls he got the douche chills like a mofo.
by BigDaddyCash August 12, 2011
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dragon claws

a connection of the sideburns down in a line down to the chin (i.e. chinsrap) but instead of connecting in the middle there it is shaved, thus resulting in two extentions of the sideburns, leaving two "dragon claws". Mostly for persians, but other races can pull it off.
that nigga ali was shaving his beard into a chinstrap, but he had a revalation, thinking it would be cool to have it not connect at the chin. the nonconnection could also be attributed to ali messing up the middle and covering it up with the amazing DRAGON CLAWS, leaving him as a huge pimp and fucking bitches wenever he wants, because girls love exotic shit baby DGAF!
by ruophelas December 13, 2008
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William Colas

A mythical man-creature who's presence is felt millions of light years away.

The one in the phrase "all is one". But he can also be all

An undefeated fighter who's opponents include crocodiles, dragons, yeti's, bears, sharks etc...

In his past life was asked to visit an extra terrestrial planet to give his opinion on the planets economical situation.

The universe revolves around him.

He is the reason the sun comes up in the morning.

Can revive a body by just by looking at them
William Colas is the most interesting man in the world X 1,000,000,000.
by tarponman July 5, 2010
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Penis Claws

A facebook sensation involving a penis version of Santa that rapes you on Christmas
A penis with claws Penis Claws
by Abdoo March 31, 2011
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Meow this kitty's got claws

A reply to ones bitchy remark
Tom : What should I wear to this party ?!
Heather : how about you wear your Robin hood outfit ?

Tom : ooh meow this kitty's got claws ! ;)
by UnicornsRULeSblud November 14, 2011
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Claws for Hands!

1) A term to designate a special something that somebody has, especially in a romantic context. When it is used possessively, it indicates a wonderful, but nonspecific, quality. Usually capitalized.

2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.
1) I want to find a guy who's smart, funny, and has CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!

2) "I want somebody who has..."
"CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!"
by Sassy Smike July 28, 2008
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Clawschiffer

A person (or animal) with long nails ("claws") that break or scratch people constantly.
1. Whoa man your dog scratches me so much he's such a clawschiffer.

2. Dude, Katy is such a clawschiffer. Every time we go out she breaks a nail.
by Yum to Yo March 23, 2008
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