Coitus Mysterioso

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

John from Italy love a girl but she don't seems intresting it, may be she has a vacant look or she is not just accessible to him. So thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso. It happened to me with a italian girl last year.

by Ciolabella April 18, 2008

coitus interruptus

Sex terminating due to interruption prior to successful ejaculation.

Coitus interruptus - When some jerk barges in when you are busy coiting. Real bummer.

by Super fun happy times November 6, 2009

coitus quintopolus

Group sex with five people.

Hey baby, get three of your friends and we'll have a little coitus quintopolus.

by Wrathernaut June 11, 2006

coitus injurious

An accidental injury caused by having sex.

No, my girlfriend didn't hit me, my black eye is from coitus injurious.

by KP Rex December 23, 2019

coitus interuptus

When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.

Damn dude i had a great coitus interuptus, i kept going for soo long

by craig March 11, 2003

Coitus Interuptus

When something like a fart or an awkward action of some sort interupts a couples intercourse making the male's genitalia go limp, thus ending the sexual act.

Jimmy: Ugh, something stinks!
Jaunita: Oh, sorry.
Jimmy: Damnit this shitty situation is coitus interuptus.

by Jivesy McGee December 14, 2010

coitus periodontalis

The act of performing oral sex while having no teeth, or with dentures removed.

After Dennis swallowed the sperm during coitus periodontalis, they pursued the egg by drilling into his gums.

by flyingdutchmn216 July 18, 2011