Get the Chimay mug.The act of finally letting out flatulance after having sex in a monogamous relationship. Single people may find this act disgusting, but married folk consider it mildly flattering that their partner held their gas long enough to engage in intercourse. Married people know that gaseous discharges is a sure way to let their significant other know that they have zero interest in sex. Holding it in until after the sex act lets the spouse know that they were both horny and gassy.
I treated my wife to a romantic evening of flowers, dinner, and wine. I found out later she wasn't feeling very well, but she did her part. After we went at it like horny teenagers, she let out a huge post coital fart. All I could do was laugh.
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When you suddenly have to take a piss because of a large fluctuation in temperature. Like form an eighty degree day to the nice, cool, sixty five of your house.
When you get up in the morning, you take a piss. Seconds later, you're in the (hot, steamy) shower, and you have to take another piss. But, instead of getting out, you just end up pissing all over the tiles of the shower. Here is a clearly defined Climate Piss.
by Ben E. May 15, 2008
Get the Climate Piss mug.The flatulence that ensues after having relaxing sex. It's the fart that seems like you are ripping space time due to the extreme relaxation of your sphincter.
The fart you hear from your parents bed room.
Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"
Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"
by The Farterman August 27, 2011
Get the post-coital flatulence mug."Dude, with a job title like Assistant Manager, you should be pulling down some major COINAGE."
"My dear board members, as CEO, I recommend for myself some huge COINAGE and a golden parachute!"
"My dear board members, as CEO, I recommend for myself some huge COINAGE and a golden parachute!"
by DrDave8 December 31, 2006
Get the coinage mug.A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.
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