CockSmocker

A CockSmocker is what you would refer to a friend of yours, who always has gross and stale sheets, towels, socks, lying around his room because he keeps jerking off into the smocks.

John: "yo Damien, why are all ya damn socks stiff???"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*

*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*

Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"

by Craig the crack head September 11, 2019

cocksoaker

A derogatory use of the word soaking which is to place ones penis in a vagina and not move in and out.

Toby is being a complete cocksoaker, and that's sad.

by Shanimal, Jake and Evil August 9, 2007

Cockjokey

Referring to someone who whilst driving is trying to race ahead for no real reason, typically you would catch up to them at the next set of lights

Look at you ya cockjokey no real reason to speed was there ya knob

by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020

Cockamole

When you’re about to climax but you pull out and bust a nut on her mole.

Did you just pull a Cockamole on me!

by Cockamole October 21, 2020

360 cockscoped

Usually a COD tryhard having sex, right before ejaculation jumping of the bed doing a 360 and quickscope cum str8 on your partner
OPDICK

Guy: DUDE I 360 COCKSCOPED ANSLEY
Guy2: NICE

by Sheddings February 18, 2015

cocksmooch

(n) A term describing a person who behaves like a condescending prick.

(n) A brown-nose

(n) Someone who kisses ass with management

(n) A colleague of equal ranking who assigns himself a false sense of authority and importance.

(n) project manger - an incompetent fool who oversees projects beyond his scope of understanding, laying waste to an entire department, leaving chaos and anarchy in his wake.

I am so tired of that project manager's BS. He is such a cocksmooch.

by Fletcher Jenkins April 18, 2008

cocksnore

Derived from the image of an actual cock snoring. One who is an idiot/moron/tool or just a plain pain in the ass.

Jim: Hey Bob, wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tom: No Jim, I have to eat dinner with my parents.
Jim: You're such a fuckin cocksnore.

by Michael March 11, 2003