gialapanos Cocksmanship

Greek blowjob usually involving short or heavy females.

That gialapanos cocksmanship was on point. No teeth or anything

by Jaguar Charlie August 31, 2020

Cockman

someone with an unusually large penis

Yeah, I met John last night. He certainly was a cockman!

by mmyesssiree June 5, 2018

cockman

A term for someone who is hung like a baboon.

"jesus christ, what a cock man"

by iva big cock man October 23, 2003

cockspank

the word cockspank means that you whip out your cock and walk up to a somebody and hit them with your penis

i cockspanked that gangster and pulled out his and said it was smaller

by <AnDy> <3E> <HaJeK> November 24, 2004

cocksandwich

The act of inserting your short shriveled chode (short,fat, Pee-Pee) in between two molding hogie rolls or loose roast beef curtain lips preferably from your grandmother or a loud mouthed rent-a-cop who has a hairy brillo pad muff that is often licked by a member of valet services.

\\\\\\\"Hey Conor, You wanna come over here and stick your millimeter peter in-between my saggy tarp lips and we can make the best cocksandwich you have ever encountered\\\\\\\". HOLD THE MAYO!

by Muff Mania September 13, 2007

Cocksmack

1. The greatest death metal band to come out of Oklahoma.

2. The people who run this website.

I was at the Cocksmack concert and got arrested for "public nudity". AND The people who run Urban Dictionary are a bunch of cocksmackers for not reconizing that Cocksmack (the band) is the greatest ever and refuse to list them on here.

by Obamatang May 29, 2010

cocksmash

A disappointed or angry interjection, as if to compare your current situation into getting smashed hard in the scrotal region.

Doctor: I'm sorry Joe, but your leg has contracted gangrene. We're going to need to amputate.
Joe: Fuckin' cocksmash!!

by tfd September 12, 2004