Cocksnap

A Snapchat of a penis.

"Dude, I'll send her a cocksnap"
"OMG! He just sent me a cocksnap"

by Likwid69 April 4, 2015

Cockalepscy

Instant blood loss to the brain that the blood is directed to the male genitalia causing cockaleptic seizures. A gender specific form of narkalepscy only affecting males with erections.

A bad case of cockalepscy is when a dude passed out during foreplay not making to the bedroom due to redirected blood from brain to cock..Cockalepscy.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

cockslabbith

When in bed you use your cock as a sword and saw away at her vagina until one of you cums and scream i killed a bitch then stick your cock or if the girl wins shoves a finger in the asshole

Last night me and this prostitute had a cockslabbith and I won so she let me do anal

by Fun fun time Nico A November 9, 2020

cockslap

to slap someone in the face with your half-erected dick. doing this before or after having sex it is the only secure way to avoid pregnancy and venereal diseases.

guy: I cockslaped you, so i can't be the father!!

biotch: I gonna kick yer ass!!!

crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

by sgrDD March 20, 2008

Cockslammer

One who slams people or objects with cocks. May also slam other cocks with or without his own. The mark of being amazing. Powerful.

Sean: Man, you are such a cockslammer?
Kris: I don't know bro, I am just that awesome.

by Shonny Illuminati March 12, 2009

Cockslack

extra long foreskin; an excess of foreskin.

Dude why didn't you get circumsized? Talk about anteater, you have a lot of cockslack!

by The Hot Sign Guy June 20, 2008

cocklaser

an insult when playing a particular video game where projectiles fire from out of your crotch. also a term used when a nerd wants to cum in a girls mouth. like that ever happens

eat cocklaser bastard

by Lex Luthor August 1, 2004