cockpoon

A giant asshat or douche bag, who can't seem to do his job right.

Oh Brock, you're such a cockpoon!

by Nefermais May 23, 2006

cockoogle

Googling cock on the net.

Samantha had been deprived of cock for such a long time she started to cockoogle on the net.
Poor Sammie, hasn't had some cock in over a year, she's turned to "cockoogling".

by kimgee April 25, 2010

cockdouche

When something is not going good you use this word in vane.

My skateboard is being a cockdouche.
What a fucking cockdouche.

by k-dizzle February 22, 2004

cockdoggie

A penis that resembles a cocktail frankfurt. Usually associates with the unwanted, eg. snatchcrackers.

His cockdoggie inside me felt like a sausage down a hallway.

by adviliax July 24, 2009

CockCoon

Uncircumcised wiener.

I was with a guy last night and tried to get him to cum out of his CockCoon.

by Snipedog22 May 5, 2017

Cockdown

When a woman has a man whipped.

When a woman is in all control of the man because she provides sex.

My boss is on cockdown, he keeps following her around like a lost puppy

by The Champsssss December 6, 2010

Cockdocker

One who assists a friend in getting pussy, where said friend's dick is the boat and the pussy is the dock. When you are a cockdocker you dock cocks. The exact opposite of cockblocker.

Thanks for the cockdock last night bro, I ended up getting it. You deserve the cockdocker of the year award.

by cockdock January 10, 2010