cockapotimus

When a man's penis takes up 25% of his body weight, causing him to lean forward for no reason at public affairs and/or when he sees some hot shit and getting a boner, and making it possible for him to pick up the ladies... if you catch my drift. Damn I wish I was a cockapotimus. It would be awesome to have a dick like that. I would get laid so fast.

WOW!! did you see that cockapotimus over there!

You think you have a huge dick! I'm a cockapotimus

by paulywalnuts070 March 11, 2009

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cockahooie

ADJ. Used to describe something that is not done up to standard. It could mean that something is broken, does not work properly, or in need of maintenance.

There is something cockahooie about your bike fit, try replacing that seat.

by WORK4KGB August 19, 2008

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cockaloo

Maybe someboby sexually interested in someone.

"Blake thinks I´m cockaloo over Deborah. (from An American dream by Norman Mailer. page 140

by Mauscott April 15, 2017

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Cockatoo

This word is being defined incorrectly on UD. The real meaning of this word is slang for diarrhea. Usually it's used in plural form.

"I really got the cockatoos after eating at that mexican restaurant!"

by mocha123456 November 24, 2009

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Cockaphobic dog

Lilo. Jennifer's dog. A dog that is afraid of cock's and is a female. Also see Gay Dog.

by The Anarchist June 11, 2003

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Cockatoo

1. A bird that resembles a penis.
2. A penis that resembles a bird.
3. A bird that's trained to massage a penis.
4. A penis that's trained to massage a bird.

1. "Look up in the sky? Is that a penis or the endangered Cockatoo?"
2. "Like I hooked up with this guy last night and his dick totally looked like a Finch...it was Cockatoo for sure."
3. "I just bought the best pet ever."
4. "Yo, my Cockatoo was massaging this eagle and it bit it off."

by bullshitinyourface May 23, 2010

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