When overprotective parents, grandparents or homosexual cousins of players yell demands from the stands, becnhes, or observational area which disrupt the entire game, piss off the coach and tear the conventional moral fabric of sportsmanship.
(Unatheleitc six year old kicks the ball into their own goal)
Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!
Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!
Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.
Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!
Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!
Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.
by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny March 14, 2011
Get the backseat coaching mug.a moment in time that forces one to clasp their hand to their chest, out of fear or shock, as if trying to protect an imaginary pearl necklace. A new phrase among the gay Maryland circle
When I saw Taylor at the park with Noah, I was totally clutching pearls!
Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls
Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!
Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls
Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!
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"What!? I thought you said you met that chick from church!"
"Yeah, she turned out to be a real whore in sheep's clothing."
"What!? I thought you said you met that chick from church!"
"Yeah, she turned out to be a real whore in sheep's clothing."
by whore bag April 3, 2006
Get the whore in sheep's clothing mug.To repay a small amount of money borrowed from a friend years after it was initially promised to be paid back. Payment methods include, but are not limited to: coupons, change found in the couch cushions, excuses, making the friend drive 30 miles to collect $5 and a buy one get one Steak and Shake coupon, asking you for part of a payment back for rent because of a miscalculation, etc...
Btw, David Couch, I'm still waiting on that last $100 of that loan, bitch! You couching out bastard!
Btw, David Couch, I'm still waiting on that last $100 of that loan, bitch! You couching out bastard!
David calls Ryan and promises that he has $75 to make as a payment on a $500 loan from Ryan. He asks Ryan to drive to the Junction (J2, an under-21 club). Ryan drives over eagerly expecting $75.
David: Hey...sorry I don't have all the money right now. We can go in and hang out for a bit. Also, here is $6.50 and a coupon for buy one get one free Now & Laters at Shell.
Ryan: What happened to the $75?
David: Sorry man. I had to make a payment on my girlfriend's fake titties. I had to make them TWO HANDFULS.
Ryan: I had a feeling you'd be couching out on me.
David: Hey...sorry I don't have all the money right now. We can go in and hang out for a bit. Also, here is $6.50 and a coupon for buy one get one free Now & Laters at Shell.
Ryan: What happened to the $75?
David: Sorry man. I had to make a payment on my girlfriend's fake titties. I had to make them TWO HANDFULS.
Ryan: I had a feeling you'd be couching out on me.
by DeezNuttsi June 10, 2011
Get the Couching Out mug.The state of existence for an article of clothing after it has been worn but before it is officially "dirty" (i.e. the state between clean and dirty). Clothes in purgatory are usually stored in the floordrobe or chairdrobe until they have been properly dispositioned.
There are three possible fates for clothes in purgatory: 1) they are declared "clean" (usually determined by the "sniff test") and then worn immediately. Note, clothes that fail the sniff test can be "freshened up" by spraying with fabreze and/or placing in the dryer for a few minutes with a fabric softner sheet. 2) They are declared "dirty" and washed immediately with other items of the same type and color. In this case the item is arbitrarily determined to be dirty without a sniff test as an expedient to make up the difference in volume of a small load of laundry. 3) They are declared "clean" and put away properly (i.e. hung up or folded), Note, this determination is the rarest fate for clothes in purgatory.
Clothing purgatory is most often associated with clothing that is "home laundered." Dry-clean-only items are usually worn and immediately hung back up or declared "dirty" and placed in the "dry cleaning bag," although it is not entirely uncommon to retrieve a "dirty" article of clothing from the dry cleaning bag and "touch it up" with the iron in order to wear it again immediately.
There are three possible fates for clothes in purgatory: 1) they are declared "clean" (usually determined by the "sniff test") and then worn immediately. Note, clothes that fail the sniff test can be "freshened up" by spraying with fabreze and/or placing in the dryer for a few minutes with a fabric softner sheet. 2) They are declared "dirty" and washed immediately with other items of the same type and color. In this case the item is arbitrarily determined to be dirty without a sniff test as an expedient to make up the difference in volume of a small load of laundry. 3) They are declared "clean" and put away properly (i.e. hung up or folded), Note, this determination is the rarest fate for clothes in purgatory.
Clothing purgatory is most often associated with clothing that is "home laundered." Dry-clean-only items are usually worn and immediately hung back up or declared "dirty" and placed in the "dry cleaning bag," although it is not entirely uncommon to retrieve a "dirty" article of clothing from the dry cleaning bag and "touch it up" with the iron in order to wear it again immediately.
Ashely searched for her favorite jeans (the stretchy ones that make her butt look cute) and found them in clothing purgatory. She quickly sniffed them and decided that the slight reek of stale beer and cigarettes would not be out of place at the hookah bar.
I only wore the khaki's for two hours, so I threw them in clothing purgatory.
"Is this clean?" Todd asked as he held up a sweater he found on the chair. "I dunno'?" said Nicole, "but you can go ahead and wash it if you're doing a load of colors."
I only wore the khaki's for two hours, so I threw them in clothing purgatory.
"Is this clean?" Todd asked as he held up a sweater he found on the chair. "I dunno'?" said Nicole, "but you can go ahead and wash it if you're doing a load of colors."
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