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The Glass Closet

When a homosexual is in the closet but everyone who meets them know that they're totally gay. Resulting in a closet that is completely see through.
Bill: Hey you guys check out this cute sweater I got at the mall.
Steven: Dude is Bill Gay?
Todd: Officially no, but everyone knows he's in the glass closet.
by stonetemplepilot May 1, 2014
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Closet Bronsexual

A person who has yet to come out of the closet as a bronsexual. Usually starting off sentences " I'm not a LeBron fan but". Then proceeds to show a defensive demeanor about LeBron James.
That guy secretly loves LeBron. He's a closet bronsexual
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closet furry

A person who is or was unsure about identifying as a furry or disclosing their status as a furry to others.
1. He was coming out of the closet yesterday, telling me that he was gay and a closet furry.

2. Am I really a furry or an animal lover? No one has to know; I'll just be a closet furry for now...
by Angel of Jazz October 11, 2016
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Closet Gamer

A person who is secretly into gaming/playing video games but chooses to not let certain people know about it, since they may not approve of it. Similar to a Closet Nerd.
Todd doesn't like it when people try to talk to him about gaming in school, so his gamer friends label him as a closet gamer.
by Mikee011 September 1, 2008
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POOL'S CLOSED

The rallying cry of the brave /b/tards who protect habbos from AIDS-infested pools and protest against the racist mods and their quest to exterminate all nigra in the hotel.
Habbo: lol can i get in the bobbaing pool
Anonymous: POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.
by AnonymousIsWatching August 11, 2006
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Closed Species

When someone has the idea for a species then decides to make people pay them money in order to make their own.
Girl 1: Hey, check out this drawing I made of a dog/sushi hybrid!

Girl 2: Sorry, sushidogs are a closed species, you need to pay someone online $35 to draw your idea...
by Lemmy-Lo June 4, 2020
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Closet Party

GAY FUN TIME. THE ACT OF CLOSETED HUMANS PARTYING WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF A CLOSET. FORCED TO COME OUT INTO HOMOPHOBIC WORLD DUE TO CLAUSTROPHOBIA.. ALL GAYS ARE CLAUSTROPHOBIC ITS A TRUE FACT M8...
GAY: IM STRAIGHT LOL JUST HAVING A CLOSET PARTY
FURRY: SAME
by Shakers Whisk April 19, 2017
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