Clopen

When you work in a retail/restaurant environment and you are scheduled to close up shop around 10-12 at night, and then are also expected to come back and work an opening shift the next day around 6-8. This usually only allows for a person to sleep 3-5 hours in between shifts because they still have to take the time to travel home, wind-down, eat and/or feed your children, and/or significant other (if pets are involved, they need to be fed also and possibly walked), maybe laundry, shower, sleep and eat, shower and travel back...It's like they never leave and also can cause severe pain in the feet, legs, hips, back and brain.

Worker 1: "Today was so s***ty! I can't wait to get outta here and go to this f**k'n party! You down?"

Worker 2: "Can't dude, got a clopen....."

Worker 1: "F****************CK" :/

by DelaHaze November 27, 2012

Clopper

Cloppers are fans, who "fap" to the animated TV series My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic./Equestria Girls.
It doesn't matter if they "clop" directly to the series or to fan-made Rule 34 material of the show.

Jack: Hey! What are you doin'?

Alex: *Clopps* to a picture to Rainbow Dash*

Jack: You hate the show, but you are a Clopper...

by RandomWordsGuy May 26, 2016

Cloke

Worse than a person whom we consider a joke. He's low-key, sketch, and an embarrassment.

(Some sources believe it has originated from the combination of 'Clown + Joke,' however other sources dispute this claim.)

Get this cloke out of the room -- this fool is ruining all the good vibes.

by Alex Mak June 30, 2016

clonesome

A sexual encounter, ususally referred to as a threesome, with your spouse or partner and a clone of that same spouse or partner created specifically for sexual purposes.

I had a clonesome last night with my wife and her clone, it was great!

by codinex January 29, 2009

Cloneversation

Having the same conversation over and over again.

When someone repeatedly, and on separate occassions, tells the same story, mentions the same fact, raises the same point of argument, etc. Cloneversation applies whether or not the repeater knows they have talked about the same thing with you before.

by Himelz July 29, 2009

Clomework

Homework that is given in class to work on, but if you don't finish it becomes homework.

Unfinished class work that becomes homework.

I didn't finish that classwork so now it's clomework. Fuck!

by nikownsallunubs November 23, 2009

Clopfics

Clopfics are usually erotic stories about my little pony friendship is magic involving sex usually

Like a human sex story but involving ponies from my little pony aka clopfics

by Riley thck July 24, 2013