cockwhoremotherfucker

A mother fucker who wishes to suck cock but she can't because she is a fat ass hoe

My god.... she is a cockwhoremotherfucker

by AG&CF May 10, 2005

clockwork ninja

A person who can be called upon when a technical or otherwise difficult task requires expertise. A clockwork ninja uses his own untraditional methods, but the result is still (usually) flawless.

from the game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas":

CJ: How can these cars keep appearing outside our garage when we need it?
Cesar: A friend of mine gets them for me.. im not sure how, he's a clockwork ninja.
(exact quote needed)

by jarmund June 27, 2007

clockwork mice

the sweet mice on bagpuss that sing all the time and are so cool. some of their names are:
charlie mouse
willie mouse
jenny mouse

(song sung by clockwork mice)
"heres a pin and heres a pingle
porcupines are always single
poor old 'pines they must not mingle
pingle pangle pingle"

(line spoken when mice are told they can't sing)
"mice like to sing. mice not sing, mice not work. MICE STRIKE!"

by :poisonedheart: January 14, 2004

Toothless crackwhore

A whore that is toothless and excepts crack as a pay off.

I just had sex with a toothless crackwhore

by John Doe May 26, 2004

clockwork ninja

adj. one who can be dependably called upon to carry out various acts of questionable legality.

person_01: "Who we gonna get to pour sugar into that drive-way blockin' muthafucka's tank?"
person_02: "I'll get my bro, he always pulls shit like that off without question... a real clockwork ninja."

by zenmonk November 17, 2005

Son of a crackwhore

When saying "Son of a bitch" is not enough, this is used to add a bigger insult to said individual's mother.

What the fuck you done, you son of a crackwhore!

by Tittyticklerologist September 14, 2009

crackwhore

One of the first brute-force cracking programs

Fuck, I got like fifty porn passwords with CrackWhore last night!

by Hank April 4, 2003