cockblocker

What fat and/or ugly girls do to guys who want to hook up with their cute girl friends.

Cockblocking is not nice. Fat girls do it because they can't get any so they get jealous and try to prevent other guys from giving the dick to their thinner, hotter girl friends. If you are a hot, horny girl and your ugly, fat friend tells you that that guy you want to bone is a player and/or has STD's, she's not really protecting you, she's just being a bitch-ass cockblocker cause she don't want you to get laid and be all happy. Cockblockers are messed like that

by PMR February 24, 2003

cockblocker

1. A female who accompanies her male friend(s) out and then prevents them from getting any attention from other females by her mere presence. Other females will think she is his girlfriend. So then if he tries to run his game, he looks like the asshole who is hitting on other girls right in front of his "girlfriend."

2. An ugly girl who comes out with her cute girlfriend(s) and prevents the cute girls from getting any game.

3. "Girls' night out." This is a cockblocker by virtue of its name and implications. There will inevitably be a girl or two in this group who are man-haters. They will brainwash their cute girlfriends into thinking men are bad, players, jerks. They will convince their cute girlfriends that girls need to stick together, no men tonight.

1. Joe: Does Judy really need to tag along with us tonight? She's such a cockblocker, everyone thinks she's my girlfriend!

2. Cody: Hey Trevor, that girl is cute. Will you be my wingman and distract her ugly friend while I go talk to her? Trevor: No way dude, her friend is hideous!

In this situation, the ugly girlfriend is cockblocking her cute girlfriend.

3. Jessica: It's girl's night out! Yayyy no guys tonight! Ok girls, remember, we gotta stick together. Don't get sucked into any man-traps!

by TNTgirll September 29, 2007

Clockblocked

Adjective; Either you, or your foreign friends in different time zones being too exhausted to play online games, such as Borderlands,
Also, the act of being able to play games with foreign friends, but either you or they do not wish to, or a family member needs them in which case they leave.
"Dude, its 2:00am in Austrailia, I know you really want to play, but Im sooo dang tired!"

Example: Dude it was like noon but my Australian friend was so tired, he just couldn't stay awake, I felt Clockblocked!

by Tieranei October 9, 2014

clockblockin

to keep someone from getting to an appointment ontime or to delay someone from reaching their destination

" I can't go any faster, the van in front of me is straight up clockblockin!"

" How many times are you gonna tell me 'one more thing'? I'm late, stop clockblockin me"

"My boss totally clockblocked me when he called and asked me to finish a project at 4:50 on a Friday."

by Jayvon January 1, 2008

cockblocker

someone who prevents a guy from using his dick to satisfy a woman

That fuckin cockblocker wouldn't leave Tom's house last night when he was anxiously awaiting to fuck Sarah.

by Katie S. April 18, 2006

Cockblocked

When a guy with obvious low testosterone levels gets offended by something on the internet and blocks the poster

Brendon was so butthurt by a meme on Facebook that he cockblocked the person that made it

by Fozzie's Bear May 9, 2021

Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.

I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

by Davedale August 24, 2019