clobberstomp

to throw someone to the gound and beat them with great force and step on them repeatedly. this is usually very painfull (pending on who is doing the beating) but can also be very funny under the circumstances.

"scott, dont get clobberstomped."

"daniel i will clobberstomp you."

by garco August 17, 2007

chobber

In Glasgow this means "person who ate all the pies"

"See that guy Dave, he's a pure chobber, he ate all the pies"

by weelaurabee August 6, 2016

Cobber

Australian colloquialism meaning "mate" or "friend", but not necessarily in the literal term. Can be used to address a stranger in leiu of "Hey, you there!" or "Hey, kid!" in a more friendly manner. As the word's been used since the earliest Colonial settlements of Australia, many Aussies mistakenly believe the word is archaic and no-longer used. In actuality, it's simply slightly less understood then more generic forms of greeting (such as "mate").

"G'day, cobber."
"G'day, mate. How're ye doin'?"
"Aw, been flat out like a lizard drinkin'. Hear the Sydney Swans hammered Collingwood on Saturday?"
"Ripper."

by Alhadis March 29, 2005

cobber

another word for mate, commonly used amongst other people.

G'day Cobber, hows life treating ya?

by Boonga T March 21, 2003

clobbermagibb

To mercilessly own a bunch of noobs in a game causing their e-peens to become flaccid.

Those guys in dota last night sucked so bad, we straight up clobbermagibbed their asses!

by Phagthas December 2, 2007

Clubber's Confusion

A psychological and physiological state in which a person's behavior is characterized by a lack of understanding or awareness of their current situation. Clubber's Confusion occurs when a person has spent long periods in a club, and generally is most visually symptomatic when they begin to leave the club or converse with others. The symptoms are compounded by alcohol and proximity to subwoofers on the dancefloor.

Text message conversation: 1:42 AM
1) Hey boo ughh
2) Lol are you ok?
1) I'm fine.
2) Oh. Ok... I'm kinda confused. Are you drunk? Or is this clubber's confusion?
1) Ya, my friends are fine babe!
2) ... Wtf?

by Mischu22 August 14, 2010

clubberfuck

When something is fucked beyond comprehension. Can also be used to describe an unidentified being or object which bares no resemblance to anything known to humanity.

Being a versatile word, it can additionally be used to curse.

"It's a frikken clubberfuck!"
"In the distance, right over there. The hell is that clubberfuck?!"
"Clubberfuck that duck!"

by RealFreaq April 10, 2015