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Chode Cloak

A Chode Cloak is when a mans stomach fat covers his penis and he cannot see it....
#1 My chode cloak is so big i haven't seen my dick in years!!!
#2 With the help of bills recent diet his chode cloak has increasingly reduced in size allowing him a full view of his magic stick
by Jenny Tayla May 11, 2010
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God's Cloak

An invisible jacket worn by a person that can preach God's commandments but behind Closed doors commit the 7 most deadly sins
Don't hide behind God's cloak with me, I know you
by PRETTY IN COPPER January 25, 2017
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cloaca

Person 1: Man i wanna fuck a bird in its pussy

Person 2: You mean its cloaca?
by clover da goblin September 12, 2020
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Cloakfest

Noun. The gathering of people for Medieval re-enactment eg: SCA or any sort of Live Action Role Playing. Typically derogative, but humorous.

Abrev; "Cloak Festival"
"My quiver matches my cape for Cloakfest this weekend."
"I quaffed so much mead at Cloakfest that my bodice is festy."
by Andrew and Mary February 3, 2004
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frat cleats

Cole Haan Gunnison Drivers. These are comfortable and very popular among top tier fratstars.
I'm lookin' frattastic with these new frat cleats.
by fratstar1 January 18, 2011
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Clatskanie

City near the Oregon coast which includes one stop light and no fast food joints.
"Nothing exciting ever happens in Clatskanie."
by PeytonMarie June 24, 2008
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Clatchet

The unmatched fusion of two usually completely opposite characteristics (classy and ratchet).

Often can exist in the combination of incredibly expensive and fancy wardrobe, with, more than questionable and hood rat actions.
Also getting belligerently turnt up while a) being at a non-prostitutional establishment and/or b) maintaining the public's perception that you are upper class.

Can be represented by the statement "Dressed up and turnt up".
That prostitute is currently eating inside of Ruth's Chris, if that's not clatchet then I can't even be sure I'm a butt pirate anymore.

Being too drunk to taste this roasted chicken while my date blows me at this Lakeside Resort for BTP formal was the most clatchet experience of my lifetime.

Clint Eastwood penetrating Kreayshawn is the literal materialization of the first definition of clatchet.
by EATSTHEWHOLEASS October 4, 2013
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