cliterature

Pornography, plain and simple

"Jeez, you sure spend a lot of time reading Hustler".

"What can I say? I'm a big fan of cliterature".

by Dikles November 16, 2011

cliterdick

A female sexual extendere, adored by lesbians across the world. Essentially, it is a large clitoris, but beautifully shaped so that the lips of the vagina slightly envelope the main member. Not to be confused with a strecthed, misformed, or disfigured clitoris, the cliterdick allows supreme sensation for both parties in oral and manual stimulation, and creates intense lubrication and climax.

A cliterdick is a slightly oversized clitoris, surrounded by nicely shaped vagina lips.

by Christina F November 8, 2007

Clinedyker

-The quintessence of a douche bag.
-One who pretends to penetrate his penis into a female vaginal canal.
-One who is horny and never gets any ass.
-Someone who walks around thinking that they are the shit and pops their collar, and struts with an insociable swagger.

1. Yo, Chad is such a clinedyker.
2. Brad used to be really cool, but after he got circumcised he has been a total clinedyke.
3. Yo, that new German kid is such a clindyker.

by District Champs March 1, 2009

cliteye

a pink-eye condition caused by being poked or rubbed in the eye by a clit

cliteye is not to be confused with cockeyed

by bikeshohahee March 7, 2009

Hairy Cliterus

Hairy Cliterus- (aka Hillary Clinton) The vice president of the united states along with president Donald Duck.

Person 1- How the F*** is Hairy Cliterus even a candidate for president?!
Turtle kid- I like turtles.

by your a CQCK sucker July 20, 2016

cited

A Shortening of the word "Excited".

"Fuck man i'm so cited bout these strippers!"

by Grant S January 11, 2008

Clitdiamondz

Clitzdiamondz is a term for a girl with a nice, heavenly vagina. This girl basically has the hope diamond for her clit. All people attracted to vaginas want her vagina.

Olivia: "Karly, your totally Alex's clitdiamondz!"
Karly: "Wow! You really think so?"
Olivia: "Yeah! Absolutely clitdiamondz!"

by op rolling October 26, 2014