cardboard cling

When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.

Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.

by redPooka April 5, 2011

big belly cling

Some clinger who lays in the bed and rubs his big, hairy, belly - and tells you how much he loves his big hairy belly and then pokes his finger around in his belly button and then sticks his finger in his mouth.

Dare: What are you doing?
Clint: ohh just pulling a "big belly clinger"
Dare: What's a big belly clinger?
Clint: You know, just sittin here, rubbin' my big belly and thinkin of how much i love it. Look at this *pokes finger in belly button - sticks finger in mouth* MM MM GOOD!
Dare: Gross!
Clint: Wanna order a pizza?

by girlygirl24/7 May 17, 2006

Stage Five Cling

An over attached obsessed crazy bitch (no offense lady's but it is usually is a girl).

Dylan's girlfriend is such a stage five cling that when she calls we have to hang up on her as part of the parents rules.

by J3ll3y May 17, 2011

boston cling on

It's like when you have a shit and it dangles stuck to your ass and then you have to wiggle it off.

I need to change my diet as I've been having many Boston cling ons lately

by Snooze_hound May 8, 2015

self cling ding

Self suctioning dildo.

I wanted to pleasure myself in the shower, but couldn't find my self cling ding.

by sepayne September 28, 2017

Presidential Cling-On Running Gag

A phrase to describe how president trump is clutching to his presidency when he actually didnt win the 2020 election

Trump: I WON THIS ELECTION! BY A LOT!
DG: nah bro thats just a presidential cling-on running gag

by BeanSucc January 7, 2021

tijuana ball cling

When a girl ties a piece of rope around your balls then around her foot. When the girl walked your balls cling on for dear life as you are getting dragged by your balls

Peter be respectful to your teacher or I'll let her Tijuana ball cling you

by Kmac_112 May 28, 2016