Cleets

1. Shoes

2. Verb: Running, usually away from something.

3. Sports shoes, used in soccer

1. Yo, you done messed up my cleets!

2. Man i was cleets when i saw that rotweiler coming at me.

3. Cleets are required to participate in todays game.

by Lazarus Vector September 13, 2011

Clettus Lettuce

Alien Lettuce that gets you high as fuck

Yo Ethan gets go eat some Clettus Lettuce

by Tomura May 12, 2022

cletus uribe

a person that crashes there car every week.old but looks young 5’1chink bastard shit karen haircut

ohhh no i accidentally pulled a cletus uribe

by every white foo September 10, 2022

Yeetus to cletus

a word i made up because i saw cletus in gta 5

YeEtUs tO cLeTuS

by Yeetustocleetus January 5, 2019

Dirty Cletus

A forehead mushroom stamp, immediately after anal sex.

I was so drunk after I finished with the anal sex, I thought it would be funny to give her a Dirty Cletus, and it was.

by @SardonicAnthony July 17, 2011

Cletus Bartholomew Day!

13th October is Cletus Bartholomew Day! Celebrate by setting off fireworks & getting a cake with his face on! #goofy

Joe: What day is it?
Michelle: It’s October 13th.
Linda: Omg?! Happy Cletus Bartholomew Day!

by k19299 July 17, 2021

Cousin Cletus

An individual who has sexual relations with members of their own family.

Heeeeeey Cousin Cletus is it true it ain't right ta have relations with folks who ain't yer kin?

by snabald July 13, 2003