Circumstension

The extent of elongation regarding one’s foreskin.

(Present Tense)

Jack: That’s the longest foreskin I’ve ever seen.

Ed: I’ve got a circumstension

(Past tense)

His foreskin circumstended his entire bellend.

by edboiyeahboi May 2, 2019

circumscriber

A collection of Google+ users placed inside a named Google+ social circle. A play on the term "subscriber". Commonly abbreviated as "scribe".

"I'm now have over 1000 circumscribers in my Google+ friends circle."

"I need to stream this to my scribes."

"I have 800 followers on Facebook, but more than 2000 scribes on Google+."

by QSwitch August 22, 2011

circumnavivent

When one is going to fart, takes a walk around the building or car before going in to let off.

Before returning to the office, Andrew was outside after lunch circumnaviventing around the building.

by Dougal Pookey April 23, 2014

Circumscision

The thing you do when you realize the tube won't fit in the vaginal opening changing the shape to a nice narrow arrow shape, making it; easy, accessible, and pleasurable

Wife: Why'd you do that to your penis?!?!
Husband: I can explain, God told me to.
Wife: if god told you to jump off a cliff, if he asked you to sacrifice our first-
Husband: Actually I have to talk to you about that's one
Circumscision is real

by Anal Opener November 29, 2016

circumfa dunk

Similar to Badunka Dunk but deragatory. A woman who is circumfa dunk is round all over.

A cross between circumference and badunka dunk.

She's so circumfa dunk she rolled down the hill like that boulder in the firstIndiana Jones movie.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 29, 2005

Circumstration

During circumcision, when too much is snipped off the penis, this is known as a circumstration.

I had a circumstration when the man accidentally snipped off more than just the flap.

by Mysterion3452 January 2, 2014

ethical circumnavigation

describes the process of maliciously circumnavigating, or "going around" an ethical dilemma.

By redefining certain citizens as "Undesirables", Adolf Hitler practiced ethical circumnavigation.

by awhslcw March 5, 2009