Twat Cigar

A tampon.

My girlfriend got upset when I went to the drugstore and didn't buy her brand of twat cigars.

by melito74 December 27, 2010

Soggy Cigar

When you are doing the female (or male) anally and you get shit on your dick and the anal recipient proceeds to lick or suck on the dick to remove the shit.

Hey man I totally gave Lauren a Soggy Cigar last night!

by Beefdog October 21, 2013

Sideways Cigar

A dick a foot wide but only a few inches long

Wow did you see Grant's slong of a sideways cigar it was almost 5 feet wide!

by cideways cigar May 24, 2018

Bondi Cigar

A turd floating in the surf.

I dove into the water narrowly missing a Bondi Cigar.

by BigRob78 January 11, 2008

cigar

shorthand for Chinese Girls Addicted to Retromud; quiet reticent females strangely addicted to text based online role playing games; known to ignore reality for countless consecutive hours.

Like it did for Bill Clinton, a cigar will screw you over.

by dv June 5, 2003

cigars on ice

Cigars on ice is a phrase used to describe a man taking a cold shower to relieve his boner. Cigar=boner; on ice=cold shower

Beyoncé's song "Drunk in Love"

Cigars on ice, cigars on ice.

by Sexiichic December 30, 2013

meat cigar

a long 60 ring hard, erect cigar between a man's legs made of man meat. like any cigar a meat cigar gets smaller (turns into a cigar butt) after it's been smoked (or blown).

she smoked his seven inch meat cigar so thoroughly that his cigar was only a half inch long after she got done smoking it.

by titus June 15, 2004