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Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope
Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"
by Support Clown April 11, 2024
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Close but no cigar

When you come close to something but don't quite get there.

Just short of success

This phrase originated in the 1920's. Fair grounds would give cigars away as prizes. Prizes were more aimed at the adults then vs. children like they are now. The fair workers would shout out "close but no cigar".... The first written documentation of this word appeared in the 1930's and then became a common phrase.
You finish second in a race
A friend asks how you did
You tell them "I finished in second place, close but no cigar"
by BBJ24 June 6, 2015
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Flesh Cigar

There was an article in the New York Post that claimed Fidel Castro gave the ol' flesh cigar to 35 000 women.
by SafeHouse October 12, 2010
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Sitting on a cigar

Dude! Stop at the next rest stop. I'm sitting on a cigar.
by Chipf70 March 11, 2012
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Clinton Cigar

An act in which involves putting a cigar, cigarette, cigarillo, joint, etc. in a woman's vagina.
Mr. Clinton: Huh Huh, put it in there.
Ms. Lewinsky: You mean the Clinton cigar?
by hardlimpbizkit July 19, 2012
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human victory cigar

Darko Milicic. i guess the term can be applied to anyone who sucks and goes into a game when your team is up by so much that there isnt any way you can lose.
by stu f. May 3, 2004
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Greasy Cigar

3 KFC Chips wrapped in KFC Chicken skin preferably from a keel or a breast piece. Dunked in KFC Chicken gravy.
The Greasy Cigar is quite simply the greatest tasting fast food delight you can ever imagine. FACT
by Lee Founder of the Big GC March 10, 2011
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