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Volume Chumping

The act performed by a caucasian who is driving while loudly listening to a tight hip-hop jam, but suddenly approaches a stop sign or red light. If the driver notices a black person within close proximity, he/she will attempt to subtly turn down the volume. This volume adjustment is done to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of the black person noticing that the driver is just another cracker trying to be down, but failing miserably.
Once James pulled up to an intersection and saw the potential for his cover to be blown, he started volume chumping to minimize his exposure.
by Snocap November 16, 2006
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Herpie Chirp

Someone who is always happy and excited about any and everything.
No one is going on the staff trip except Jim, he's a real herpie Chirp.
by LolaCabana April 1, 2019
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Five Jump Chump

A graduate of the U.S. Army Airborne School, and who proudly shows off his Basic Parachutist Wings, but has only limited (or no) airborne experience since Jump School. You must perform five actual jumps to graduate Airborne School, hence the "Five Jump Chump."

Basically, a leg pretending to be an actual paratrooper.

These include soldiers who went to Jump School despite being assigned to non-Airborne billets, soldiers in an Airborne unit who have not made a Combat Jump, or soldiers who have not upgraded their Basic Jump Wings to either Senior or Master Parachutist Wings due to a lack of personal initiative.
The new battalion commander is a dipshit Five Jump Chump who hasn't seen a Drop Zone since he was a fucking lieutenant.
by The Lost Trooper February 23, 2011
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chumpasaurus

Lee Hopkins is an absolute chumpasaurus
by theBeef July 16, 2014
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Chirp Music

Music that is 176/88 BPM electronic dance music dominated by 808 bass lines, minimal synths and B'More inspired vocals.

The genre was created by Dr. Dabs (Mark Sandstorm) & Steezy Nicks with heavy if not all influence from works by Yheti (aka YhetiMaster).

There are a very specific set of rules to making this style of music which help to differentiate it from other genres such as Trap. These rules are as follows and are based off of a general honor system:

- Tempo: 176/88 BPM
- Time limit: 6 Hours
- 808 Bass lines

- Intros and outros should be very minimal and have only drums and a couple samples scattered so as to make DJ'ing simple in any format..
- Ghetto inspired samples and vocals
- Most if not all sounds are Eq'ed so as to not include any bass in the mix which helps to make room for the 808 to ring without interference.
-This style pulls its influences from from Rap, Hip Hop, Drum and Bass, Trap, B'more, House, and ChipTune.
First example of Chirp Music:
"Brolympics" by Dr. Dabs & Steezy Nicks
Released on June 18th, 2012 by 710 Records
by EDM Historian September 1, 2012
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Two Pump Chump

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.
by Jesus January 17, 2003
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Chirpse

Noun that can refer to both the act of flirting with the intent of something more, and the mission to flirt with intent and succeed. It differs from mere flirting, which is common between friends and colleagues, because one only chirpses someone who they fancy or are attracted to.
Verb: chirpsin or chirpsing
''mate go and chirpse that well fit bird''
''he is defo on the chirpse tonight''
by jbails11 May 3, 2013
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