Churchy Virgin

A virgin who goes to church and does anything in the name of abstinence (i.e canoeing for abstinence, hiking for abstinence, running for abstinence ...)

Kelsey: Luke won't come to the party because he is a churchy virgin
Lesley: Lame.
Luke: PARTY FOR ABSTINENCE!

by Jerkasaurus! February 5, 2009

church weasel

An unexpected event or situation.

We've encountered another church weasel.

by Max Power March 31, 2005

Westbull Craptist Church

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap

Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?

by Becky Snowden (Chickabiddybex) May 4, 2009

Westboro Baptist Church

A church that really knows how to use the First Amendment, with thier ridiculous signs saying "God Hates Fags", and "Thank God for 9/11". You can compare them to nazi's and the KKK, but they are basicly the same just not violent. Just a buntch of ignorant fucks that hate anything that says something bad about them. Intstead of saying God Hates This and that, they should just say "Westboro Baptist Church Hates..." and so on. But then people wouldnt give a shit now would they?

They recently came to NJ to come to a couple of High Schools. They failed horribly since most schools closed early and they were standing outside with they're pathetic picket signs. Only a laughable 6 came to my school and no one was there to say anything about it, talk about a waste of time and effort.

Instead of wasting time and blaming other religions and people on problems, they should just blame themselves for giving Americans and Christians a bad name.

Apperently Westboro Baptist Church hates UD too, who cares? Now they hate NJ even more since im from there. If you want more of their bullshit, go to there site. JFGI.

by Guilty Sir November 2, 2009

Church Boner

A boner that occurs when dozing off during church, worst when kneeling.

You: Wow i had the worst church boner during that!
Mom: Why are you telling me this?

by Billybobthethird October 3, 2009

Westboro Baptist Church

A wacky bunch of inbreed fucktards from Kansas that need to be rounded up and sent to Iran just so we can get rid of them. Their claim to fame is protesting at the funerals of gays and others that don't match their line of religious thinking (read fire & brimstone Christianity).

Wanted to go so far as to protest at the funerals of the Amish girls killed by a madman gunmen, but backed off when Mike Gallagher offered them airtime.

In short, a bunch of dipshits that use their time on earth to make others feel miserable.

"Look, the Westboro Baptist Church is protesting at another funeral. What do we do?"

"Let's go get a sewage pumper truck and spray them with shit!"

"Good idea."

by youradhere September 23, 2008

lutheran church

A church that some families will join only so their children can go to the lutheran private schools that give a tuition discount to church members. Most of the time, these members will not give much in their offerings, but still get to take advantage of the church member school discount. Many times, these members do not even support the lutheran faith, but just don't want their children going to the public elementary or middle schools. You will find they also will many times drop from coming to services after their children are no longer attending the school.

Elder: Isn't it terrible how the Smith's changed their membership as soon as their daughter finished 8th grade! I suppose they no longer need the church member discount, now that they are sending her to a public high school.

Peon : Oh well, at least they found the lutheran church good for SOMEthing!

by Where January 3, 2008