Chumposaurus

(chump-o-sore-ass)

n. A chump (see chump) who finds it difficult to hide the fact that he’s gay.

“Hey man, do you know Hardip?”

“Unfortunately, yes, I do. Dude, that guy is such a Chumposaurus.”

by jomama angiedad January 3, 2009

Rusty Chumper

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.

I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!

by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010

chumphrey

Skinny black man who is self proclained "GANGSTER", but more accurately described as a wangster. One who constantly talks about boning down asians but couldnt break the back of a skinny white girl.

Quit acting like a chumphrey and looking at cars you cant afford on craigslist!!

by RandollBars March 29, 2009

Chumptacular

Spectacularly lame.

"Wow Chris, your one-man-band performance was Chumptacular."

by Mighty J January 27, 2004

chump status

1 a status of being the weakest of the group.2 the act of being scared.3 not wanting to take part in group actions

1."mike cant handle his drink"
"he's chump status"
2.i dont wanna fight him"
"chump status"
3."you dont wanna play, come on dont be chump status"

by ALCRUZ March 27, 2008

chumpbags

A nicer way of saying douchebag.

Look at them chumpbags over there with there fangled wireless cellular phones.

by TimmyNT December 4, 2013

Chumpy chicken

A fat stupid person

You can't eat a dead turtle you chumpy chicken

by Chickenfart678 December 18, 2014