Chappin' Wood

This is a phrase used to desribe one who is ''pwning nubs'' with ease, as well as doin' work.

Nub #1: Oh shit it is Chizzy Chaaaz?
Nub #2: So what?
Nub #1:He looks like he is gonna start chappin' wood.
Nub #2: Are you serious?
Nub #1: Yeah, we're fucked.

by Jewbaccaspride November 2, 2010

Cripping Out

When your "chilling" so hard that the word "chilling" just doesn't cut it!

Oh man i am cripping out soo hard, i havent moved in 4 hours

by Apl Bags May 22, 2011

Brown capping

When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.

Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...

"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"

by amos quito May 1, 2005

crapping the bed

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test

Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit

by crooxtor January 31, 2014

crapping on

to talk for a long time in a boring way

I had to listen to Mikey crapping on about his music collection.

by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016

chipping bird

A very rare bird from the Amazon that needs to be rubbed 4 times a day.

That's a chipping bird!

by thatstheticket December 6, 2010

Capping stacks

The art of putting larger chip denominations on top of smaller stacks to make it appear that you have more chips in a poker game than you actually do.
This is done by placing your hands around your chips so others at the table are deceived...

Using a cell phone to hide chip amounts
I.e ... Capping stacks

by Duster1444 April 2, 2011