Chowder Cannon

A penis.

Quit playing with your chowder cannon you pervert.

by 5fingerSurprise March 11, 2009

chowder-powder

Thick heavy chunky snow typical of New England.

Man, we're out east slogging through chowder-powder when we could have been in Colorado floating on angel dust.

by TwhatT January 11, 2009

booty chowder

1) diarrhea 2) male semen discharge after taking it up the poop chute.

1)After I ate at that "B" rated taco shop, I got some mean booty chowder. 2)I took it deep up my rectal cavity only to discover I had bad case of booty chowder afterwards.

by john ho October 11, 2007

bum chowder

when something unfortunate happens

Dave: Dude, i just fell off my dirt bike..
Jim: Bum Chowder!

by kammerer1993 August 31, 2011

child chowder

Yet another slang term for semen. Child chowder is emitted from the penis during ejaculation.

Yesterday evening, after a few drinks, I escorted your grandmother to my private villa and proceeded in slathering my generous load of child chowder onto her face. She lapped it (the child chowder) up like a pig eating from a feed trough.

by Mr. Deepinsider November 12, 2007

butt chowder

1) The phenomena of a toilet containing the brown powdery remains of feces on the bottom of the bowl.

2) Having diarrhea and leaving a brown soupy substance in the bowl.

1) In Home Alone 2, the bad guy had to stick his head in a toilet containing butt chowder because his head was on fire.

2) Man, I had some nasty butt chowder this morning.

by Homer's Zeppelin March 19, 2004

chowder howitzer

A dick, erect and ready to blow

I pulled out my chowder howitzer and blew a big wad on her chin.

by Chach July 31, 2003