Your bitch is choosing

When a female with a boyfriend or husband or any significant other chooses another man outright without any second thoughts. Cheating without the need to creep.

Damn my nigga your bitch is choosing, i seen her with that other nigga kissing and shit.

by killatello February 21, 2011

chopping wood

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job

Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.

by makavelli sager February 10, 2005

chopping log

while taking a poop, you find yourself forcing too hard, and pinching off small turds, resulting in chopped logs

well the other day I was pooping but I was in such a hurry I started forcing and boy did I start chopping logs

by Chris13 February 6, 2008

choppin it up

to have a conversation with

Me and my homegirl were choppin it up last night.

by illusive April 10, 2003

chopting

act of inuslting
synonyms:
1.sounding
2.the dozens
3.insulting
4.ranking
word heard from pilot episode of Welcome Back Kotter

chopting examples:
up your nose with a rubber hose
off my case toilet face
in your socks with a pound of locks
in your ear with a can of beer

by THEUNKNOWNperson December 24, 2008

Choppino

An Italian sea food stew, usually made with the left overs of fish, clams, calamari, and other seafood. Tastes like tomato soup, but more awesome.

"Can I have a cup of Choppino?"
"Only if you want to consume left over squid."
"That's okay, it tastes good...."
"..."

by DeborahR July 4, 2008

Chopeing

The act of taking a photo of a female's crotch area from up her skirt ("upskirting") without her knowing.

Named after a British Member of Parliament, "Sir" Christopher Chope who blocked legislation which would have made such a specific act illegal in the UK.

I was at a gig at the weekend, and I caught this man chopeing me with his mobile phone. Dirty bastard.

by RogerMellie June 17, 2018