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mississippi mutton chops

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns
Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before
by redexplosion March 21, 2009
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Space Chimps

The Greatest Fucking Animated Children's Movie Ever.

It starts out as seemingly normal movie of the genre. There are talking chimps that aspire to go on a space mission. However, about three and a half minutes into the movie you start to think that perhaps someone put LSD in your popcorn. The movie goes in a drastically different direction than you thought it was going, and your eyes are absorbing the loudest fucking colors an alien race and their homeland has ever been.

Aside from the hilariously ridiculous premise, there are many almost blatantly inappropriate references for a children's movie. Including bu not limited to the lines "Its not the size of the beast, but how you use it." "Is that a banana in your pocket?" and a character that has a tiny body and a large boob for a head, with a nipple like protrusion on the top. To add to the ridiculousness, this creature glows and screams/sings like an opera singer when it is scared. Late in the film there is a shot of this creature being shit out by a giant cave slug.

And the icing on the cake, Space Chimps stars Andy Samberg.

Specifically recommended for those who enjoy smoking weed.
Space chimps is the greatest fucking film in the land.
by DonkeyBusiness February 27, 2009
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chopstache

A mustache with mutton chops minus the goatee. Also known as friendly mutton chops.
Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?
by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008
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Off Chops

Australian slang for someone under the influence of chemical substances.
"look at Mitch he's off chops!"
by Dylan June 12, 2004
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chompadompatorium

The perfect combination of the triple crossbuzz auditorium. That is to say, the perfect combination of a triple crossbuzz from nicotine, alcohol, and marijuana.
"Dude, after this bowl, I think I'll be in the chompadompatorium!"
by pbrittan March 13, 2008
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Dick Chomper

A person who eats alot of dick or sucks alot of dick. A whore or a gay homo. ANyone can be called this though.
John: Who is that mother fucker?
Mark: Him? he is a dirty Dick Chomper.
by Ryan M. M. January 31, 2009
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chimps fingers

A kind of turd, usually thin and dry with discernable knuckles.
Good turd mate?
Not really. Chimps fingers, most of em.
by Dannyboff October 5, 2006
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