Chomp

To chomp an object/item is also commonly known as the term 'jack' or 'steal'.

A: Ah man, this is so cute but i can't afford it!
B: Chomp it then!

by ccm123 May 24, 2011

chomp

a very violent iron composed creature that barks like a dog and is attatched to a chain

i have a chomp in my yard so thieves can't enter

by Andres Rodriguez September 3, 2005

South American Alligator Chomp

First, venture deep into South America and find that bangin' South American girl we all dream of. Now you found her, follow these simple instructions. While receiving oral sex from your partner, stick your thing all the way down her throat. Gently cup their chin as if you were going to pick her head up and kiss her. Place the other hand just above the forehead almost as if you were going to say, "shoulda had a V8." Next, simultaneously push her jaw together in a chomping motion while your penis is still in their mouth. Finally, blow your load of bloody jizz into her mouth. There you have it, the South American Alligator Chomp.

Roscoe: I was fuckin' around in the Amazon the other day and I saw this hella fine Venezuelan bitch.

Jeremiah: You tap dat shit?

Roscoe: Nah, she just gave me the South American Alligator Chomp.

Jeremiah: Tight!

Black Man: Stop talkin like you black, nigga yo name is Jeremiah fo niggas sake.

by KaMaSuTrA xX February 9, 2009

chomp

Someone who disturbs you while your trying to eat pasta salad.

"Hey chomp, can't i eat my tuna pasta salad in peace..."

by Douche flakes August 25, 2009

Chomp off a growler

to take a dump

"Hold on man, I gotta go chomp off a growler."

"I'm gonna chomp off a growler while you finish getting ready."

by The Destroyer97061 February 10, 2009

Whale-Chomp

The act of accidentally squeezing the testicles very roughly between closed, bent legs.

origin: The thighs, when opened and closed, look like a whale's mouth.

Carlos whale-chomped himself.

by Miles May 19, 2004

Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC)

When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on

He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).

I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.

The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.

by JayX30 February 28, 2010