choke a darkie

Have a shit, drop a turd, pinch a loaf, make a doo doo, evacuate ones bowels.

by Chimp August 15, 2003

choke my chicken

Choke my chicken---To masterbate ones self.(male)

After I saw those pictures of your mother, I had to go home and choke my chicken.

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

Anaconda Death Choke

when one is getting head, he wraps his balls around the other person's neck and shoves his dick down their throat

No example of Anaconda Death Choke

by iheartbjs March 23, 2009

CHOCK LOCK

1. The use, esp. on Twitter by Craig Hockenberry (after whom the technique is named), of caps lock, no punctuation, and occasional misspellings to represent the speech of a somewhat mentally inferior alter ego.

2. The Caps Lock key itself when used as in 1.

3. A fictional key (or setting) actually labeled "CHOCK LOCK" on a keyboard (or in an app), usually replacing Caps Lock.

MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOURCE CODE FOR IPHONE AND RESUMES WERE TALKING CHEARLEADERS AT CHOCKLOCK.COM GO CHOCK LOCK GO HOME RUN

by Lanny Heidbreder January 20, 2009

choke out

transitive verb - to castigate, excoriate, to metaphorically ram your cock down someone's throat

dude 1: Dude, Milosh fucked up again.
dude 2: Go choke out Milosh

by some guy 129 December 17, 2008

Choke-Jack

The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).

Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!

As seen on "Nip Tuck"

"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"

"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"

"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"

by toastyOO January 24, 2010

chemkeg

Weekly event organized by the GLC of the U.C. Berkeley College of Chemistry, which features one or two kegs sponsored by a professor, research group, or by students. The events run from late spring to early fall, depending on sponsorship.

Joe: Hey, are you going to chemkeg?
Mike: Yeah, after this column.

by chemistry person #1 November 5, 2012