Chomko

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A fictional monster believed to have roamed what was once the Washington area. It is believed to have been feared because of its very violent nature, as well as its large fangs.

A Native American tribe was attacked by a roaming horde of Chomkos

Chomko by Thomraihaus June 14, 2009

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Choko

The meaning brings in to question a persons incompetency or stupidity.

It is also a vine vegetable that can climb and can grow over any surface.

The cunt is so dumb he couldn't grow a choko vine over a shithouse.

Choko by GS71 April 7, 2015

Related Words

Chomko • chomo • choko • chocko • chombo • chomokos • chomosexual • Chonko • Chokonma • Chömka

Chomonds

Chomonds means chopped almonds. A chopped almonds is called chomonds. pieces of chomonds.

There is 100,000's of chomonds.

Chomonds by acdows August 6, 2017

Chomokos

1: a word used to describe a high school principal who disrespects teachers and students, makes students and teachers feel like they don’t matter or have no voice, disregards school traditions, uses lies and manipulation in attempt to keep control, appears unbothered by concerns from students, teachers, parents, and the public, and ruins senior year
2: a puppet
3: a person who comes into Chaparral High School, changes everything, treats teachers and students like they are incompetent and ignorant, and is delusional in thinking they can get away with it

4: a word to describe why one mustn’t fuck with Chaparral High School

Chaparral High School was so fed up with being chomokosed that they got chomok-out.

Chomokos by chapstudent June 4, 2018

chokoma

chokoma balls

Person 1: "Yo I just ate chokoma and it was damn good."
Person 2: "Aye-- whats chokoma?"
Person 1: "Chokoma balls aHA"
Person 2: *shrivels in shame and defeat*

chokoma by Chokoma August 1, 2018

chomo

child molester

Hey, check out that creepy old man. Hes a total chomo.

chomo by Dayton November 3, 2003

Chomo Van

A windowless van driven by a child molester. It might even have a padlock on the back and maybe a cage or two inside. It might even have "free candy" spray painted on the side.

Yo... check that chomo van out. I can hear the screams already.

Chomo Van by Tall Davis January 1, 2012

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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