Chopsing

Talking incessantly or for an extended period.

Is he still chopsing to his mates? That boy has more chops than Sainsburys!

by Buxom_Monkey September 3, 2012

Choking the Pope

The act in which a man engages in self sexual gratification by rubbing his genitals for an extended (or not so extended, I don't judge bitch) period of time to reach a physical climax, or "retribution"

"NO MOM! I AM NOT MASTURBATING! I am uhhh.....CHOKING THE POPE!"

"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."

by 8thWonderoftheModernWorld June 20, 2010

choosing

To show attraction to the opposite or same sex.

Dawg, I know she looks good, but stop choosing.

by Clayton Brown September 21, 2005

choking chester

Masturbating with Cheetoh dust on your hands resulting in orange genitalia.

I was choking chester and now my penis is orange!

by Wigsplitter April 26, 2014

Chokin' The Porpoise

When a girl gives a guy with a short stubby dick a handjob.

I was getting action from my girlfriend last night and she wanted to stop jerkin' my dick, but i was like "No bitch, keep Chokin' The Porpoise."

by Vantality Akenfa April 9, 2010

Chousing

Chilling, hanging out, sitting around = chousing.

Hey bro i'm chousing with mark, tryna join?

by Alpha Sigs Bro December 5, 2010

choking the gecko

Another word for maturbation1

Oi can you stop choking the gecko, we're in a hospital

by Loading_ooo December 14, 2017