choking the goose

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

by Steak Tits April 9, 2008

chain-choding

The human act of hibernation in the winter. The incumbent deadbeat (mason,landscaper, construction worker) cant work when the snows on the ground so they chain- chode. They chain smoke, chain eat and turn into a chode on the couch. Also known as c pepping. ( c peps )

When erin got back from her liposuction appointment looking all sluggish she asked derek J why he was chain-choding. Derek J replied my queen tips provide the milk for the winter so I slap on my yamica and chain- chode all winter long.

by Brad Polino January 2, 2013

Chouinards

Nice tits. What every guy wants in a girl.

Person 1: Damn that girl aint got no booty.

Person 2: But damn look at those Chouinards!

by Doublewhammy May 18, 2009

Chodbin

A toilet, loo, lav, bum bowl.

"Who left a floater in the chodbin?"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

chouinards

Very big boobs. Ones big enough to draw attention.

"Check out that girl, her boobs are definitely chouinards!"

by tigerfat May 18, 2009

Choking Victim

One of the first Crust Punk bands that came out of N.Y.C. (C-Squat) born from the band No Commercial Value, Choking Victim refined the sound of Crack Rock punk and soon released a full length album entitled No Gods/No Managers. Choking Victim broke up and Leftover Crack, INDK, and Morning Glory grew from it's remains.

Choking V
Morning G
LOC
You're death'll be sweet if you wanna be a cop

I <3 Choking Victim

by FlakAttack August 27, 2006

Choking Dog

Common sports expression to describe a team/person that falls on it's face under pressure. These teams or people collapse like a house of card when the turkey is on the table, because they are weak and have no spines.

The Washington Capitals and San Jose Sharks are choking dogs come playoff time every year.

by TV CAR March 20, 2010