choke the chipmunk

(v) to masturbate; to spank the monkey; to beat the meat; to maniputlate one's (male) genitalia for pleasure; to jerk off; to beat off; to rub one out

Wow....after watching Katie get undressed, I feel the urge to go home and choke the chipmunk.

by Bitch-slappin' mofos since 1989 December 5, 2005

Horse choker

Having multiple stacks of money so tall they could clog the esophagus of the domesticated four-footed mammal from the equine family.

You're not a horse choker unless you have multiple stacks because you must be willing to sacrifice a stack to choke the horse and still have enough money after to choke a horse.

by aka H R Paperstacks January 9, 2020

choke

Has little or nothing to do with anticipated results. It's not limited to sports or competition. You can choke on an assignment for work, choke in an attempt to seduce a crush of yours. Jordan missing a free throw. You can choke anywhere, anytime.
Choking is when you had control, and failed to execute.

What happens is you are suppose to be focused on what your eyes are viewing. But your weak mind chooses to worry about something negative whether real or not, past or future.

It's bigger than that

Michael Jordan would be considered one of the most clutch professional sports players of all time.
Only you know when you choke. Its a distinct feeling. Choking doesn't give a crap about expectations.

by skr0oface August 16, 2010

Choke the Chicken

means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.

I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.

by BenJammin484 February 26, 2007

choked

To perform poorly while being expected to perform well; usually in a sport or a game.

Man... if Brian chokes one more time, he's gonna get traded for sure.

The Canucks were leading 3-1, but then they choked... lost 3-5.

by Molari July 20, 2006

Choke Note

The note that is missed in rockband or guitar hero, right after star power is activated.

Person 1: Hey man, are you playing Beatles Rockband?

Person 2: Ya, but I'm hella pissed! I missed a note right after I activated star power, and only got 4 stars on the song.

Person 1: Dude that sucks, I friggen hate choke notes.

by Lctriguy69 November 23, 2009

I will choke you with your own asshole!!!

A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.

If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"

by asshole choker March 26, 2010