Chastity Slut

A person who will do any sexual deed with anyone, except for penetrative sex.

Last night, Karen gave Joe, Nathan, and Scott blowjobs before letting Amy eat out her pussy. What a chastity slut!

by res judicata July 7, 2011

chest pizza

A chest pizza is that pool of drunken puke that occurs when you throw up on your own chest.

I wouldn't go in there, Calvin is making chest pizza.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009

Chastigasm

The chastity orgasm. Usually involves bringing a horny drunk girl back to your apartment, but rather than perform the conjugal act, you bore her into leaving by discussing sports, philosophy, or Scotch. This makes a girl "go", as opposed to "come".

Yeah, last night Hunter totally brought this sorostitute back to his place and gave her a chastigasm. She wanted his bod, but he gave her a lecture on Carl Jung instead.

by Don D-Bag Bagowski September 10, 2010

canyon chest

A person that has a dent in their chest that resembles a canyon and people can play games with it.

Ryan, do you think someone can eat cereal out of your canyon chest?

by Mike Ferg February 14, 2007

Chester Bennington

Screamer of the century.Lead vocalist of Linkin Park.
Chester Bennington is the best rock singer ever.

A very devoted person,he says tattoos are like marriage-theyre permanent.

Currently married to ex model Talinda Bentley.
He has 3 kids,all of whom play soccer.

He wears spectacles but removes them onstage.

He was a waiter,but he loves his current job so much,he even spent one birthday practising to get some chords right.

He is the latest addition to the nu metal band Linkin Park.

He has the loudest voice,and often wears white clothes that are a wee bit too tight.

Because of him,New Divide is the best metal song anyone would want to hear.

Lp fan 1.0:"dude,i got Mike Shinoda's autograph!!!"

Lp fan 2.0:"yeah so,i got Chester Bennington's!"

Lp fan 3.0:"i'm the luckiest.i got both!"

Lp fans 1.0 and 2.0:*OMG expression*

by iHEARTshialabeouf December 27, 2009

chest taco

when a man's chest hair only grows in a narrow vertical strip in the middle of his chest thus resembling a taco

Prince would totally look like a chic if he lost the chest taco.

by drpoonandtheteenangels June 27, 2009

chest farts

When two people lay in the missionary position and create a pocket of air between their stomachs. When more pressure is applied, the air is release making a farting sound. This mostly occurs during sex or extreme make-out sessions.

Guy 1: "Dude, last night i could not stop laughing after all those chest farts while me and Amber were gettin' it on." Guy 2: "Hah, always gets ya. Damn sweaty chest farts."

by CanMan_12 February 21, 2011