Chumpkins

A combination of a munchkin and a chump. One who always says "I will do it later". They contribute nothing to society. They are often seen lounging on a couch or bean bag with a bag of Cheetos. His goal in life is to drop out of school and smoke pot all day, although this is just a "threat" as he is too much of a pussy to actually do it. He also has his own language called "chumpkinese" which may sound similar to jibberish. Think "Don Vito"esqe.

Beware of the Chumpkins

by Scrotal July 27, 2010

Chumpkin

a fat chick

"Dude did you see those fucking chumpkins in the food court?!"

"yeah, what about them?"

"I'd love to harpoon one of those wales" ;)

by BlueJuice October 31, 2011

Chimpin

The happy feeling one has before and after hitting the "tripping" phase while smoking tobacco. Characterized by a very relaxed sensation, without the light-headedness of a tobacco high. Most commonly achieved while using cigars and pipes; cigarettes generally lead straight to "tripping".

"Dude, you trippin yet?"
"Nah, I'm just Chimpin. These smokes suck."

and

"Woah man. . ."
"What?"
"Im still chimpin from that cigar."

by Mr. Subway September 1, 2008

chimping

Considered a sexual act.. When partners begin deficating in their own hands and then throw fecal matter at each other.. (Similar to the acts of a chimpanzee)

so much better chimping out then in your own home

by Flipinphilly June 26, 2015

chimkin

a formal word use by geogre wahsihten and kweeeen eleiziebet da tord reffering to the famous chimkin

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by fdfdfdfadfeefdaffvqertqfw December 5, 2022

Chimping

To use counterfeit bills in a place of business; namely strip clubs where the act procures a certain animal characteristic

"Deandra said she thought I stole her money, but she crazy. She know I'm about that chimping"

by WilliamKilgore March 10, 2015

CHUMPKIN

It's what you call a fat dwarf with big tits; usually called Lee

"look at that chumpkin"

by Xew May 14, 2015