chexting

When you text people pictures of chex cereal

Person 1: stop chexting me in the middle of the night.

Person 2: but its so beautiful (insert picture of chez cereal here)

by Dunk2001 February 1, 2014

chewing gum

When a dude is wearing short shorts at the pool and has a little nut sack hanging out.

Look at the guy with the chewing gum hanging out!!

by Blazeracer June 21, 2008

chewing the invisbile gum

When someone is so wired from crank/crack/meth/diet pills or any other form of speed that they move their mouths as if they were chewing gum, but there is nothing in their mouth. This action is usually accompanied with darting eyes and extreme paranoia.

Johnny was so tweaked that he just sat in his bedroom looking out the blinds and chewing the invisbile gum He has been up for three days and thinks the cops are after him.

by whiteandnerdy October 4, 2007

chering

to share links, especially self-promotional ones, in a flamboyant, flashy or navel-baring way to increase your "micro-celebrity" status in your social networks. A nod to the iconic Cher and her midriff.

Man, what an attention ho that girl is. Doesn't she ever stop with the chering?

by inkyviolet July 24, 2011

Chewing the cud

Giving oral sex to a lady for an especially prolonged period of time, and it not resulting in her having an orgasm.

"Ahhh yeah mate I was with Amelia last night and was chewing the cud for hours, my jaw aches"

by Ex-Guru March 19, 2010

chewing screws

When you want to leave a escavator party this is what you use as an excuse

Host: Where you guys going?
You: Chewing screws

by Sigismondo February 7, 2018

Chewings

chewed bits of something

"Why did you leave these Chewings on the Bus"

by Chewings May 24, 2010