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Chernobyl

When a person snips off the top of a glow-in-the-dark chemicla stick and runs the contents up their rectum then sits on another persons chest and expels their bowels onto the said persons chest while screaming the Russian word for "no" (Nyet)
When performing a Chernobyl it is best to know more Russian and to use a green Chem stick. In theory it is even better to do this on a supermodels chest, but as yet this theory has not been proven.
by Nibbler Diver March 20, 2009
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chernobyl

the description of any situation or condition wherin anything extremely unhealthy, hazardous, nasty, dangerous, delicate, shatterable, scratchable, valuable, rare, expensive or flimsy- that would ordinarily have an amply appropriate or overly adequate covering or shield; is going around open or otherwise effectively unprotected in a dangerous and or unpredictable environment.

it refers to the chernobyl reactor in pripyat when it was operating. the designers neglected to surround the entire reactor with any sort of containment vessel. instead, they covered it with what amounted to a bit of sheet metal roofing and some glass. its supposed to be 6 ft thick concrete.
1. my ancient Nikon was all chernobyl today because the lens fell into some mud when i was changing it, and my camera cap was nowhere to be found. says the non-com photographer in the desert.

2. i decided to go chernobyl on that level and not input my usual slew cheat codes.

3. im all chernobyl over here because i have no skull cap at this moment, can you help me navigate this rusty knife factory?

4. sit. : the ferrari in ferris beuller's day off was chernobyl when they handed the keys to that parking attendant.
by sever'nijKGU December 10, 2010
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chernobyl

named after the nuclear plant in Ukraine that caused the locals to have deformed babies, it is a term for an ugly person.
John hooked up with a Chernobyl last night.
by tbrown1278AX August 10, 2009
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chernobyl

I fell asleep in the sauna and that Russian guy chernobyled me
by Timmy G. July 22, 2008
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Chernobyl Control Panel

When there are all the warning signs which you ignore until its too late, the situation then goes critical and blows up in your face.

Typically relates to men chasing women that are just no good, who ignore all the warning signs and red flags only to find out that they are in fact a gold digger.
Dude 1: Oh had such a good weekend with Catherine
Dude 2: Really ?
Dude 1: Yeah, ended up paying for it tho, from the taxi there to the taxi back, drinks, dinner, lent her some money etc
Dude 2: Man, this is more than a reg flag situation, you have yourself a Chernobyl Control Panel.
by Christopherusly October 22, 2012
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Going Chernobyl

Its when the shit hits the fan, and things start heading for a nuclear meltdown.
Dude, all of Japan's nuclear reactors are suddenly going Chernobyl, wtf!
by MonkeyMadness2012 April 1, 2011
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chernobyl baby

When someone is retarded enough to try to insult someone smarter, and fails.
ThisAsshole is a perfect example of a chernobyl baby
by Surprise_Its_Your_Mom_69 December 31, 2009
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