chemya

Chemya is one of those chill funny friend who just lost ALL the fucks to give anymore. She one of those friends whom you hang with but secretly can’t remember their name or can say it correctly.

Friend 1: what’s her name Shania or something?
Friend 2: idk? I forgot.
Chemya: I known you for how long?TEN YEARS.

by Hey their stranger October 19, 2019

Chumpy Daddy

A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below:

- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket

- Rubs your back a lot

- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes

- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding

- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)

- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events

- Leggings under their shorts in the gym

- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by

- Does poos in clubs

- Cologne that smells of musk

- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales

- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture

- Loves a Big Mac

- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification

- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport

- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke

- Most likely lives in the south of England

'His chumpy daddy energy is sort of sweet and sort of a massive turn-off'

by GiiRlZ NiGhT x November 21, 2021

chemrya

a girl who is really understanding funny a extrovert but makes everyone laughs usually the one with a obsession with one thing and talks about it alot she always have plans and make new friends every event she go always have one bestfriend thats is the introvert/therapist

chemrya is my friend

by wheredidshego? November 28, 2021

Chompy

Silly, humourous slang word for "dog poo".

"Mind the chompy."
"Watch out, there's lots of chompy down this alley."

"Oh god! Coco's done a massive chompy in the kitchen!"

by ChompyShum August 7, 2022

chumpy

a bit like "chunky" but with an added connotation of taste; crisp and sweet

Would you like a cupcake?" "Try this one, it's extra chumpy.

by chef3 May 6, 2011

Cheapy

Someone who buys video games that are cheap or on sale

Guy: Hey dude are you going to get the new call of duty
Kurt Von Hofe: Nah I might get Fifa 07 instead
Guy:Wow dude your a mad cheapy

by Lildog October 10, 2011

chimpy nuts

a man who does not know how to attract women

why can't a good looking guy like dan get women?
because he's got chimpy nuts.

by austin mcpherson December 2, 2009