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Cheeseburger Titties

When a girl has huge boobies and shes horrifically obese. The only reason she has those big boobies because she eats a ton of food.
Bro 1 : Dude, I banged Shirley last night!
Bros 2: That huge she beast has Cheeseburger titties, you filthy bastard!
by Dildo stuffer October 1, 2017
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cheeseburger man

A strange title you can achieve. Usually used to talk about people who only eat fast food.
by CrazeWay January 31, 2018
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Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger

A burger from Jack-in-the-box which contains a constipatingly large amount of cheese, 2 meat patties and of course, bacon, mayo, mustard and ketchup. No tomato or lettuce to speak of. This burger is most commonly consumed by the HOMOSAPIEN BAKEDUS, a nocturnally-feeding animal. Consumption almost always ends up with regret the following day.
Damn dude. Charlie ate that entire Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger. He's gonna shit himself in his sleep.
by Moke October 27, 2006
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Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger

The size rankings in between Gimme That Cheeseburger (aka fat bitch), Gimme That Double Cheeseburger (really fat bitch), and Gimme That Triple Cheeseburger (obese fat bitch.
Use of Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger

Guy #1: Man that chick was Gimme That Cheeseburger.
Guy #2: Nah, she was more like gimme that Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger. Not small enough to be Gimme That Cheeseburger but not big enough to be Gimme That Double Cheeseburger.
by Lord Fuckface January 7, 2008
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big cheeseburger

Katy got jizzed on her shirt by the big cheeseburger from Jack in the Cack.
by Alex June 18, 2006
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sexy cheeseburger

A delicious cheeseburger that is so visually stimulating that it causes violent sodomy with your neighbor.
John found himself mesmerized by a sexy cheeseburger, and exclaimed to his neighbor: "Holy shit! Look at this sexy cheeseburger! Bend over bitch!"
by Kylinseekia October 4, 2009
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cheeseburger crotch

n. The swelling of the vaginal area during pregnancy, so much so that it gives the appearance of packing a cheeseburger in the woman's panties.
"Damn! What the hell are you stuffin in your underware?!"

"It's yo baby. He's giving me cheesburger crotch."
by sarah April 15, 2005
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