chaince

Made by Liam Payne, a fucked up way of saying chance from one direction.

Liam: Asking you for one more chaince
Niall: We took a chonce
Fans: Why can't they say chance?

by kamerjamer October 7, 2019

Global casino

Another term for the 'stock market'. Due to the overwhelming amount of money gambled on a daily basis at stock markets around the world, they may collectively be understood to be the 'global casino'.

Wife: Honey, could you please pick up the kids after school?

Stock Broker Husband: Not going to happen sweetie...my buds and I are all getting loaded and going to the global casino, I'll see you tomorrow.

by jesustime March 17, 2009

Tuck Yo Chain

(v)To literally tuck your chain or medallion underneath your shirt for protective reasons. So as not to get snapped off your neck by thugs.

(adv)Describes a rough situation or neighborhood that you would want to watch your back while being in.

An expression that stresses the ghettoness or thuggery of a club/neighborhood/situation.

Fat Joe uses it frequently.

An friend would tell another friend to "Tuck yo chain" if they were about to enter a club or situation that has thuggish characters that would be interested in stealiong your chain.

by Hugh Beezie December 2, 2004

Pushing Chain

Similar to Whiskey Dick, Pushing Chain is the act of inserting the tip of ones semi-flacid penis into a vagina and attempting to have sex unsuccessfully. As you thrust, the force behind the penis will cause it to fold upon itself due to its softened state, similar to the links of a chain when inward force is applied. This results in an unpleasurable experience for all parties.

Unless of course you are aspiring to push chain, in which case, you will have achieved satisfaction.

Runnin' train, pushing chain, takin' names!

by SweelCity March 9, 2011

Black Chain

A black chain is more of an underground gold chain. And black chains show pride, strength, and intelligence.

Guy 1- "Whoa look at that guys black chain!"

Guy 2- "He must be really strong I don't want to fuck with him."

by AddWords May 30, 2013

chasing turdbeams

When someone has what they think is a genius idea but it is far from it.

Getting his Masters Degree in Business did not eradicate his lifelong talent for chasing turdbeams.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Chain Yanker

n., 1.) Cultural agent provocateur; 2.) a secret agent; 3.) a cage rattler; 4.) a winder-upper; 5.) a troublemaker

Dude, don't believe half what that guy is saying to you. He's just a chain yanker, winding you up.

by kidjones February 17, 2010