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Key Chaining

When a married man goes out clubbing or bar hopping with friends and puts his wedding ring on his key chain so he can pretend to be single and have fun. Now this doesn't mean that he is going to cheat on his wife, it just means that it's easier to have fun in a club if you're not dancing by yourself 'cause every woman there can see that you're married.
Guy 1 "Dude, where's your wedding ring?"

Guy 2 " I'm Key Chaining tonight"
by Dracco Hulka February 9, 2010
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Charging Mario

To dash towards the exposed anal cavity of a woman with fist extended. Using the principle of enertia, you force your clenched knuckles into her rectum.
"Hey Barb! Lemme put on my red suspenders and I'll give you a Charging Mario!"
by E Force February 20, 2004
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chaining

Following related links on websites like Wikipedia or YouTube after you look something up until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.

As a verb: to chain
"I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory."

John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.
by Xeno the Blind April 19, 2008
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charming

utterly delightful in every aspect; of or consisting of charm; a word quite often thought of as being in reference to the past, but there it shall no longer stay.
kevin: what's the weather like outside?
lindsay: rather charming, really. we should go take pictures, or conquest.
by l in dai sy April 5, 2009
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Channing Tatum Syndrome

When a woman obsesses over a man while he's deployed overseas because she's in love with the idea of him, but when he returns home she becomes immediately disinterested in him. So-named for Channing Tatim's role as a gay soldier in "Dear John".
"Dude we go home tomorrow, and Heather just stopped talking to me."

"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."
by LouisColling October 4, 2011
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hard charging

A phrase used by the United States Army and United States Marine Corps to describe a member of the service who performs extremely well in terms of garrison performance, and is far above the degree of excellence expected in terms of battle related skills.
"That Sergeant Smith is one hard charging troop!"

Note - Generic name used to protect the innocent. If this is your name, first, congratulations on becoming an NCO. Secondly, there have been roughly two million people with your name and title.
by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004
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churning chunky peanut butter

While doing a girl in the ass without the benefit of an enema, you discover she has recently eaten some nuts which are now harshly scraping your dick raw as you fuck.
I was totally rushed so I slammed right into her ass... then I realized I was churning chunky peanut butter. That shit was painful but I just couldn't stop, dude!
by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012
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