charge your phone

The act of having explosive diarrhea while another man is inside of your anus.

"I've been feeling sick lately. I hope I don't charge your phone tonight."
"Would you like me to charge your phone?"
"Do you like it when I charge your phone?"

by meya ya ya November 4, 2011

charge stealer

A person who unplugs your portable device from the wall and uses the charger for their own devices

This idiot clearly saw that my phone was charging and decided to take my phone out, and now its on 1%! he's such a charge stealer!

by GeorgieFrank April 10, 2016

Charge the dolphin

When a man masturbates almost to the point of climax before going out for the evening, providing the extra incentive to find someone to help him finish what he started.

I really want to get some strange last tonight so I'm going to go upstairs and charge the dolphin before heading to the bars.

by BigMeech69 July 22, 2016

charge_hub

I person who thinks there funny but really they just steal jokes from other peoples

You are such a charge_hub

by Big boy dog August 8, 2020

charge it

a phrase commonly used by people with charge accounts. what differentiates it from tab, is that it is a phrase generally used by people in higher income brackets.

that comes to $2,500. how would you like to pay today?
oh, just charge it.
of course. thank you very much.

by alex December 4, 2004

charge it to the game

When something is purchased without the buyer having to pay for it. Typically these purchases are made with a credit card.

Friend 1: Daamn, that shit's expensive.
Friend 2: That's straight, (takes out parent's credit card), I'll just charge it to the game.

by bboy January 27, 2005

Charge my iPot

The act of using weed to reverse the affects of sobering.

"Man, its wearin off, I need to charge my iPot."

by Harpua February 1, 2008