A chammak is someone who is fake, to put it simply. They always post an aesthetic edit along with their photos on instagram or they edit their photos heavily so it looks really shitty and you can't see their face. Their bios are filled with emojis like โ,๐,๐,๐น,๐ฅ,๐,๐ค, or all of the above. They listen to either Juice WRLD, Travis Scott, slowed + reverbed songs or XXXTENTACION
they get 2 girls in a day and break up with 4 girls by the next day, and the way they do that is by posting depressed quotes and "aesthetic" images of bart simpson doing random shit.
their instagram usernames replace their vowels with the letter "x".
their bios are typed in with this ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐.
they get 2 girls in a day and break up with 4 girls by the next day, and the way they do that is by posting depressed quotes and "aesthetic" images of bart simpson doing random shit.
their instagram usernames replace their vowels with the letter "x".
their bios are typed in with this ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐.
Rahul: Bro i'm coming by Tanmay's and Hazim's house to play FIFA
Me: Dude they're so chammak man don't hang out with them, fake ass niggas they are lol.
Rahul: Damn they're chammaks? Aight i won't hang out with them
Me: Dude they're so chammak man don't hang out with them, fake ass niggas they are lol.
Rahul: Damn they're chammaks? Aight i won't hang out with them
by vlonetug69 September 7, 2020
Get the chammak mug.Noun. A grandiose desire to obtain some or all first-class indulgences that are completely out of reach due to financial burden or strain, causing either maxed-out credit lines and / or leeching on to someone who is well-funded.
Ex.
Chris: "Wow. He's giving Casanova a run for his money the way he seduces these trust fund women."
Bailey: "Yeah, but his champagne dream will dry up when they leave him down and out."
Chris: "Wow. He's giving Casanova a run for his money the way he seduces these trust fund women."
Bailey: "Yeah, but his champagne dream will dry up when they leave him down and out."
by ImperialSaint77 June 10, 2013
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A champagne flush is a sexual act shared between two ladies and the finest bottle of Champagne money can buy. It is similar to an enema except with a carbonated twist.
First, the bottle of bubbly is shaken with gusto. Next the panties of the lucky lady is removed, the cork popped from the bubbly and the bottle (neck end) is inserted deep into the old hotdog wallet by the other lady.
The pressure of the spraying champagne will loosen up the vaginal canal and flush out any nasty old tampons and semen.
You'll be gushing to try it.
First, the bottle of bubbly is shaken with gusto. Next the panties of the lucky lady is removed, the cork popped from the bubbly and the bottle (neck end) is inserted deep into the old hotdog wallet by the other lady.
The pressure of the spraying champagne will loosen up the vaginal canal and flush out any nasty old tampons and semen.
You'll be gushing to try it.
"Oh Gypsy, I'm feeling a little slimy downstairs."
"Well Ginger, I'll pop on out to the shops and grab a bottle of Moรซt."
"You are going to give me a champagne flush aren't you Gypsy?"
"Why of course Ginger!"
"Well Ginger, I'll pop on out to the shops and grab a bottle of Moรซt."
"You are going to give me a champagne flush aren't you Gypsy?"
"Why of course Ginger!"
by Very Dirty Sanchez March 16, 2014
Get the champagne flush mug.A very beautiful smart girl. Most nicest girl youโll ever meet. Just donโt fuck with her. Usually the bestfriend. Is a giggle box. And loves to be on her phone
by Minniemoooo February 6, 2018
Get the chakya mug.The act of occluding the tip of ones penis with your thumb when you ejaculate at last minute, in the same manner you would if covering the end of champaign bottle or garden hose. Thus spraying the female/male recipient in the face with an unexpected, unpredictable goo splatter.
I spiced things up a little bit last night and gave Lisa the San Diego Champagne Suprise when I came on her face. She didn't see it coming.
by Dingerking June 15, 2021
Get the San Diego Champagne Suprise mug.A room in a strip club where you get a bunch of girls for yourself and as much champagne as you want so that you get shitfaced. It normally costs around 100-300 dollars to get in there.
by natedoggggggggggg July 23, 2005
Get the champagne room mug.Pulling up to a car parking lot with arab boys in a nissan super safari and jumping people in JBR- Chamak
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