Coming out of the pantry

When someone comes out as pansexual.

Me: I have something to tell you. Ive decided to come out.
My mom: OMG youre gay?
Me: no im coming out of the pantry, not the closet.
Her: what?
Me:I'm pansexual

by Idontfuckpans March 20, 2020

thanks for coming out

1. This is said to someone or a group of people that loses a game and or an activity.
2. When someone has no clue of what they are talking about.
3. When someone achieves an epic fail.

The team lost 0 to 50 tell them I said "thanks for coming out".

by Joeyjofly💃 March 3, 2016

coming soon

When used on the internet, it means "probably never coming".

Hello welcome to my homepage. My address book is coming soon!

by TacoFaceCat August 19, 2008

You'll never see it coming

Describes a moment that is both unpleasant and unexpected. Also known as a Last Surprise.

John: Aw, man, so sorry the wind blew your popcorn out of your hand.
Ryan: Ehh, you'll never see it coming anyways.

by PieIsASymbolOfPie December 22, 2018

coming out

When gay men and women and bisexuals can finally accept who they are and reveal their orientation to friends and family

A perfect example of someone coming out:
Guy:
Gay Guy: Uhhh... Dave? Theres something I need to.. tell you.
Dave: What is it bro?
Gay guy: I think I'm gay.
Dave: Serious? How long have you known?
Gay guy: A year... Can we still be friends?
Dave: sure, man. as long as you're not turned on.

Girl:
Lesbian girl: ..Hey trish?
Trish: what
Lesbian: If I tell you somethng will you completely freak out?
Trish: No! What??? Tell me.
Lesbian: You're totally gonna think Im weird but.. im a lesbian.
Trish: (silent) *laughs* REALLY?!?!?!?!?!? Your kidding
Lesbian: no.. im serious.
Trish: how long have you known?
Lesbian: since i was like..... ten
Trish: Wow.

Bisexual:

Bi Girl: Mom? I need to tell you something. I cant take it anymore.
Mom: What..
Bi Girl.: I'm attracted to girls, mom. And boys. Im bisexual.
Mom: (silent) Really? What if its just a stage in your life..? it could be just a stage!!
Bi GIrl: No.. mom. I know myself better than anyone else. I;m bisexual.
Mom: Wow.
Bi Girl: You're not mad, are you?
Mom: no of course not.
Bi Girl: Okay. (hugs)

by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg September 5, 2006

Coming to America

One of the funniest movies of the 80s. It was Eddie Murphy's movie. Him and Arsenio Hall were some of the main characters. It's about a prince from Zemunda, Africa who comes to America to find a wife. He goes to Queens, New York with his servant Simmi. He has to get used to the way things are in America and find love as well.

Bypasser:"Fuck you!"
Eddie:"Yes! Yes! Fuck you too!😁"

Interaction between New Yorkers and the prince from Coming to America

by JJWatt April 14, 2014

its coming home

England winning the world cup

Why did the chicken turnaround instead of crossing the road because its coming home

by Syco sean July 6, 2018