cello

violoncello.

"I played the cello everyday without practice."

by hydorus shui October 4, 2023

Cello

the best instrument ever <3 cellos are so underrated we deserve the melody more often

Person: Hey, is that a big violin?
Me: No you dumbass it's a cello

by freaky_sunfish March 29, 2025

Cello (Playing The)

The act of clasping a large person between your thighs while a third party rubs their posterior with their 'pink bow'.

"Cello (Playing The)"
Playing the cello
Celloing
Having wood between your legs

by straight styrchnine December 17, 2008

celloing

becoming a zombie and taking over the world through a two step plan

Sorry man, I can’t hang out today. Too busy celloing.

by twostepplan May 22, 2018

Lower your cello

Telling someone to keep there voice down.

My neighbor is home, you have to lower your cello.

by Sunny_side-up October 16, 2020

cello crank

The act of plucking your partners pubes with tweezers to make them into various clothing items

“I hit the cello crank with my wife, Veronica.”-Stew
“That’s gross, Judah.”-Ahmed

by GyatLord March 31, 2024

Cello

1. A musical instrument which is blown like a dick
2. A nonsensical lyrical device for a man with lazy bars

"She blow that dick like a cello"

by cookedken June 11, 2018