joony cakes

Prison slang for butt/anus.

Big Bubba: You hear what happened to Joe last night?
Cheezeburger: nah man, what went down?
Big Bubba: Punk Tattoo snuck up and wreaked havoc on his joony cakes. Had to go to medical

by The Booty Exorcist April 24, 2017

Sloppy Caesar

A sex act where the male ejaculates on his partner’s face and then throws a handful on croutons on it.

Hey babe, let’s skip the salad tonight, I’ll give you a sloppy Caesar when we get home!

by Actiongirl January 15, 2018

NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner)

NOCAYB (acronym for "No One Cares About Your Boner") is shorthand reminders of one of the true maxims of a polite interaction online: nobody cares about your boner. Typically deployed in situations where a party has unnecessarily brought up the attractiveness of a celebrity, or sexualized something or someone to an uncomfortable extent, bringing an unfortunate halt to normal, non-perverted conversation.

Dude 1: "Yo, man, that Anne Hathaway is a great actress."

Dude 2: "Yes, she is! She also has really nice feet. I want her to crush my balls like wine grapes."
Dude 1: "...Um, NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner), Dude 2."

by AntiBannerThief June 21, 2018

Gently Caress

A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.

1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.

2. What the gently caress is going on here?

3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.

by flumpis December 24, 2008

cakesniffer

In Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events", the wealthy young villain Carmelita Spats insults the Baudelaire orphans by calling them cakesniffers. Presumably the insult is an antonym of "cake eaters", an insult reserved for rich, spoiled children (suggesting that they have their cake and eat it too). In calling the Baudelaires cakesniffers, the rich, spoiled Carmelita suggests that the (temporarily) destitute Baudelaires think longingly of her superior social position and wealth.

Get your hands off my Ferrari, you filthy cakesniffer!

by Ms. Paws February 17, 2007

Caressa

One of the most amazing people in the world. Will do anything for the ones she loves. Veryy cute and amazingly beautiful. Skilled at anything she tries.

Im so perfect you can call me Caressa.

by Mr Right and Perfect Boyfriend January 30, 2017

Cakeskin

The cake that sticks to the bottom of the pan after a piece is removed that is dense and moist and taste oh so good!

" I scraped up the last bit of cakeskin! Mmmmmmm"

by Cormier1 April 16, 2013